I'm a queer dapper dandy and I make stuff, like comics, paintings, illustrations, vegan food and mistakes. I like to dress up my dogs and talk to animals.
I'm Having a SALE for Halloween Today and Tomorrow ONLY enter the words "Happy Halloween" in the notes to seller at checkout for 25% off your ENTIRE ORDER + FREE SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes you read that right!!!! So go check out the SHOP and get some early Holiday Shopping done!!! I hope you have a great and spooky Halloween!!!
Your truly heartbreaking image of the day: a troop of chimps looks on in grief as one of their elders, Dorothy, is taken to be buried. Dorothy was rescued from an amusement park and relocated to Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Center in Cameroon.
This is AMAZING!!!! Primates should be treated with so much more respect, love and understanding. Via Vegansaurus please read the whole blog there http://vegansaurus.com/post/226126325/your-truly-heartbreaking-image-of-the-day-a-troop#
OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These are A*MAZE*ING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now they need to make one that says Gender Fuck and one that is gay, bi, str8 or Kinsey scale it ;) I love anything cute with foul language.............it's kind of my favorite.............because I have the mouth of a sailor and because I love the combination of cute and shocking, cute and dirty, cute and dark basically polar opposites or something that looks like one thing and is totally something else.............it's weird because you can't see that in my work at all........................................ha!
P.S. I'm FINALLY feeling better, am working on finishing up my secret project, am taking photos today in the sunlight of new stuff, am getting a haircutz (going asymmetrical), painting, going to bday dinner, sleep!
Hey All. Good morning, etc. ENOUGH WITH THE PLEASANTRIES. So, last Thursday, some friends and I were dining at Jay’s in the mission and one of us (possibly a member of the VegNews team) inquired about vegan mayo. The guy working was like, “Uh, okay?” and we were all like, “yeah, never gonna see that.” AND THEN, like five minutes later, he disappears across the street and returns with a jar of Vegenaise and is like, “we got it now!”. BAM! Activism in action, you ask and ye shall receive, power to the people, etc!
So I'm catching up on my blog reads as I've been sick and can I just say feel much better yet myself and my 2 roommates are having trouble keeping food down...I'm not getting into details.........ew............but we are STARVING and when we eat god punishes us!!!!!!! It really sucks!!!!!!!!!! I have been told this is the swine flu but I refuse to think I could possibly get the swine flu............because I love piggies and haven't eaten bacon in over 18 years...............
.........I digress...............
so I read this on Vegansaurus and am SUPER excited because can I just say once you go vegan and have veganaise you never go back and no sandwich or burger is EVER the same without it!!!!!!!!! Seriously like it's just not the same.........I just sit there bitterly eating my sammich thinking I could just run home and smear some delicious veganaise on it and it would be soooooo much freaking better!!!! And then I get angry and resentful and start wanting to hurt everyone who eats dairy and well it's unpleasant.............YAY JAY's I can't wait to go get a sammich now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear vegansaurus you rule thank you for getting veganaise at Jay's did I mention you rule???
xoxo
I LOOOOOOOOOVE these images of tree houses from Maddie e check out the post for tree house after tree house of loveliness!!! I want a tree house soooooo bad!!!!
this one has always been one of my favorites too from Sense and Sensibility.........
This will be a short and sweet post because I'm sick :( My whole house all 3 of us have the flu, it's terrible!! I was in bed all day yesterday and had a fever and I have soooo much painting to do!!!
But hopefully I'll feel better tomorrow! I have lots of new stuff to share this week YAY! But today I'm sharing a blog special Halloween sale double YAY!!!! I have lots of cute ACEO's and ghostie watercolor paintings for sale for $5 and $10 in the shop and if you enter the code kiki blog in the message to seller at checkout I'll give you FREE SHIPPING :D What a deal!!!! so head on over to my shop and pick out some fun presents or gifts I'll extend free shipping to anything you order not just the Halloween stuff :D
Here is some of the Halloween cuteness and if you see something in the photos that you want that isn't in my shop just message me and I can do a special reserve listing for you. I didn't add everything to the shop so there are some ACEO's in the group shots that are not in the shop. I LOVE Halloween and has so much fun making these I hope they make you smile too!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! I'll be at Golden Gate Park tomorrow for BYOQ (bring your own queer) :D There will be AMAZING music, Art, fashion fun and crafts!!!!!!!! and guess what??? It's FREE!!!!!! SWEEEEEEET!!!! It's going to be sooo much fun so if you are local stop by and it looks like the weather is going to be beautiful outside!!! I have lots of new stuff for it, cards and ACEO's and I'll share pictures next week I'm excited about a set of deer cards!!! I also have lots of paintings to share in progress :D Have a great weekend and I hope to see you tomorrow!
B.Y.O.Q.
Bring Your Own Queer
Saturday, October 24, 2009
12-5pm
The Music Concourse Bandshell
Golden Gate Park
San Francisco
FREE!
Bands,
DJs, Performances, Art, Fashion and More...
BYOQ strongly encourages public transportation to Golden Gate Park. With easy connections from the Ferry Building, BART, CalTrain and regional transit stops, Muni provides convenient and frequent bus and light rail service to the park from throughout the city.
It's been a slow blogging week for me, just super busy and distracted by dogs and getting a bit of sleep! But I had to share this AWESOME movie I just saw!!!!!!!!! When I received Drag me to Hell in my netflix, I couldn't remember why it was in my queue other than it was a horror movie and I put almost every horror movie in my queue at some point...........anyways then I see it's a SAM RAIMI Horror flick!!!! DUHZ that's why it was in my queue, Mr. Raimi's first forey back to his humor horror roots in almost 2 count em 2 decades!!!!! Oh evil dead how do I love thee..........I digress..................So Drag me to Hell stars Alison Lohman and Justin Long and is seriously soooo freaking GOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!! You have been missed Mr. Raimi, very, very missed...for serious!
Ok best things about this movie...........
1. Creepy, scary, gross old people are ALWAYS a good bet............this lady scared the be-jesus outta me.......man who knew a little old lady could be sooo freaking scary???
2. It covers the 3 most important qualities for kick ass horror......
It's freaking hilarious
It's scary and jump worthy (I jumped like 3 or 4 times)
and it's GROSS!!!!!
3. The ending isn't LAME!!! It's AWESOME!!! Seriously the last like 10 minutes of the movie is INSANE!!!! Soooooo good!!!!
4. Did I mention the old lady??? yeah that shit was fucked up!!!
Gooooo RENT it!!! Or put it in your queue...I want to own this soooo good!!! Perfect for Halloween!!! I really want to see Trick or Treat too!!!! I doubt it will live up to Drag me to Hell though but it still looks good! And it stars Anna Paquin and I <3 her! I love me some horror!!!
Whew! What a week I'm so tired!!! But it's a good tired :D So I started adding new stuff to the shop last night and am finishing this morning! I think I got carried away, I love Halloween I could draw Halloween stuff forever!! I couldn't stop and I still have so many more ideas but I think I need to stop now...haa haaa....I'm not adding all of these ACEO's to the shop some are for some upcoming craft shows hope you like them check them out in the shop
yeah I told you I got a little carried away....................
this one cracks me up!!!! haa haa but I'm weird ;)
Plaid ghosties.
haa haa gimmeeeeeee!
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Hope you like them all for fun, I had fun making them :D Happy Saturday!!!!!!!!!
Where did you come from??? Jeez I've worked soooooo much this week and still feel like I need 5 million more hours!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday was a hard day but my friend megan came over for art time and chatting, wow was it nice to paint and draw and chat and create with someone!!! Not only to we both paint and draw and LOVE watercolors but we share an obsession with this
and this
and scandalous English Films one of my FAVORITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like Howard's End, Pride and Prejudice, Remains of the day, Wings of the dove and basically every Jane Austin adaptation ever!
and these......................
We decided we have to do it once a week now!!! It was a great distraction and really got me inspired, she is such an amazing artist! Anyways I've added 2 new prints to the shop over the last 2 days and I've been creating a pile of new ACEO's and little paintings and cards for Halloween and Fall, I'll post them later today or tomorrow and start adding them to the shop!!! YAY!!! I love Halloween I have to stop myself I think I could draw ghosts FOREVER!!!
is it wrong that I love this one too? I do. Please go check them out :D
Also did you see this on the papernstitch blog?? Awesome picks and there is me!!!!! It is such a great blog you should bookmark it or subscribe because it's full of awesomeness!!!
I also was mentioned on Casa Sugar for an etsy finds rainy day post here which is pretty cool!!
So check back because later today or early tomorrow I'll have lots of new fun fall/halloween goodness to share and to update the shop with!!! Have a great weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You left us a year ago and I still can't believe you are gone. My brain, my heart, my being, just can't seem to accept it. I know you are here with me, with all of us, because I feel you all the time. It's not the same. I see you in the San Francisco pavement, our restaurants, bars and bike shops, I hear you in the local music, there are shadows of you everywhere.
It doesn't feel like this is real and it probably never will. I miss you so fucking much, all the time, for stupid things and important ones. I don't know how to fix the hole you left in me. There is so much I want to tell you. I miss your face.
The first time I saw you, my first day at Travelocity, you took my breath away. You looked far too cool for me, but you were actually a huge dork on the inside same as me. You didn't even know how beautiful you were and so damn talented. When you gave me your heart mine was secretly already yours. We were so much alike it scared me, it still does. You were a brilliant writer, artist, photographer and musician and an amazing cook. I miss your jam. You changed my life forever. I can't believe we found each other, it seems impossible.
I am so grateful for our time together, for your friendship and love. I'm also so angry that you left. You are more missed than you could have possibly known, so precious to the lucky few of us that had the chance to know you.
It hurts to look at your pictures. I miss you so immensely much, my friend, all the time, everyday. The world is less than without you.
I love you for fucking ever JJT
xoxo
Katie
I've been working on my first novel for the past couple years very slowly. It is about me and my coming out and Jessica was a large part of that. She read a few excerpts that I let her read and I think they gave her the impression it wasn't a favorable account of her, or us but she was wrong, well she just didn't know because I didn't want her too, that it was really a love story. I wish I had the chance to tell her. I wish she was here to read this.
A short little piece from the book about the Jessica I loved.
Jaye is making pumpkin butter in the kitchen for Thanksgiving and Christmas presents. She loves to jam, like actual fresh fruit, mason jar jamming. I had no idea people our age did this until this moment. I thought only grandma's in Missouri with dirt root basements canned and jammed. I mean I knew Diane Keaton did it in Vermont, but that was baby applesauce and then she kicked ass in New York City. It was literally the cutest, nerdiest and simultaneously the most delicious thing in the world. At the farmer's market the girl literally lost her shit tasting fresh jams and chutneys, it was irresistible. It was like how I felt about Star Wars. I've tasted her jam before, strawberry, yum but never witnessed the process. The pumpkin was roasting in the oven and Jaye was boiling mason Jars and mixing ingredients. Moving scalding glass jars from a boiling pot to a cooling rack with big blue rubber gloves and tongs in an apron. This was my girl, this was happy.
This will be a new weekly (he he I hope) feature on the blog I have so much nerdiness to share I figured I would condense it weekly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So this is actually technically dorky but whatever for the love of all that is STAR WARS.....................
poster by drew struzan don't know him??? get on that! Basically THE best movie poster illustrator EVER! sigh LOVE illustration, illustrators are sick!
My love affair and dork affiliation with Star Wars began on my living room floor on VHS recorded commercial free from HBO with my little brother...within the first five minutes I had nearly peed myself. Until that point the only sci-fi special effects I had really seen were from movies like The Black Hole, Escape to Witch Mountain, Close Encounters of the Third Kind and The Last Starfighter. I was already sci-fi obsessed but once we saw Star Wars it was over.....I don't think we moved once, we just tensely sat there mouths hung open in awe it was literally one of the coolest moments of my life. No I'm not joking....I told you I'm a dork and I take it seriously and Star Wars started it all.
Dear George Lucas, thank you for the bright star of my childhood called Star Wars your genius and innovation shall last forever regardless of recent follies (cough episodes I, II & III). P.S. I forgive you for JarJar...almost...........
xoxo
Kiki
Someone PLEASE buy me the MOST AMAZING BAG IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! from DAMEcreations
um LEGO Darth Vader cuff links??? anyone???? from CrimsonKing
R2D2 barrette circa 1977................BOOM! from rosebudcottage
and need I even say anything about this??? boston terrier + jedi = genius........from rubenacker
now this is the kind of tie I can get down with....oh yeah..........from facesarefunny
we ALL know this is NOT for the kids....pulease..........dorks everywhere rush to giftzbydavid
3 things knitting+ R2D2+ finger puppets= Totally RAD!!!! from dingdongdesigns and yes that is correct I said Totally RAD!
oh SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Star fighter Pocket Pouch.................................WHAT???????????? Um sorry guys I gotta go buy this........................from dangargyle WANTSSSSSS WANNNNTTTSSSS! This is SO RAD it hurts me....it hurts me soooo bad!
oh chewy I <3 you, you big walking carpet you! from elloh
oh man I just can't stop, I can't check this boba belt buckle from TimothyEarthnynja
Remember these???? I do and we broke em but now I can get them back <insert evil laugh here> from CrankHeartPony
two words chris mcveigh found on share some candy please check out more amazing nerdy hilarity on his website
We have CRAZY rain here in California and SF is a MESS we have a hard time with this much crazy rain!! I have to mail orders today and have to go to the Post Office.......................Mehr....Boooooooooo!!! But my packages are soooo cute :D I actually LOVE the rain, drinking tea, PJ's and working and painting and listening to music I just HATE going out in the rain!! I have yet to secure a good pair of rain boots...it's time seriously!!!! So here are some Rain inspired LOVES........................................
i love me some anchors! get these cute rain boots here
ummmmmmm these western rain boots are kinda insane.............get them here
and I mean comics+ rain boots.............duhz..........................comics boots
I LOVE Shuella's they are umbrellas for your feet they come in a plastic portable bag and you put them over your existing shoes AND they come in NEON colors................oh yes please...............different from the traditional rain boot and they kinda look sci-fi like circa 198blade runner. get them here
oh and I LOVE this Painting from oh weird..........me however did that happen ;) ......awkward :D
LOVES this print from another favorite etsy seller/artist michelemaule
I really think this necklace is soooo cute I love the colors!!! from lusterstudio
omg this tote bag/hip bag which is my favorite I HAVE to be able to put a bag over my shoulder because I live in San Francisco and need to feel like I have a safe hand on my bag!!! from SewnNatural
Monday ;) Just kidding I had a nice relaxing weekend, I was exhausted but also rested and worked! I set up on the corner of 21st and Valencia with a friend to sell art and even though it was FREEZING we did pretty well.
It was myself and my SUPER freakin talented friend Megan V Bauske seriously check out her stuff she is RAD buy it!!!!!! Fill your home with inspiration and LOVE!!!!
It was nice to spend a good chunk of time in pj's in bed, drinking tea and watching movies and snuggling with Panda Bear...damn he is cute!!!! But on to FOR THE LOVE OF MONDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Vegan yumminess like this Pumpkin Custard from Vegan Dad mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........pumpkin custard..............................
dear vegan dad................can you adopt me???????????? xoxo kiki
uuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmddsiiimjggggggggggggggg oh sorry i was drooling...................................
3. um freaking candycane cupcakes (still vegan mind you I don't post non vegan recipes in case you were wondering) did I mention these were CANDYCANE CUPCAKES??????? from The gluttonous vegan
5. This interview from Vegansaurus of this chick Susie Cagle vegan, gay comics genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
call me drawing is lonely..........................AWKWARD............................
6. Posting new prints in the shop all this week and today you can get this one Please take a look at it here because it's new and needs views :D please and thank you!!
7. You can still catch me over at papernstitch which is full of AMAZINGNESS right now AND if you check out my stuff over there leave a comment would yeah then buy something and you get FREE SHIPPING!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!!! We LOVES free stuff!!!
8. These Mustache Bandages make me happy even though Urban is douchey, douchebag, overpriced, sweatshop hell...i mean central.......................
9. this shit which never stops being funny especially if your a gay, or queer, or lesbian from ffffound
Runners up............Strangers buying my art off the street..................some annoying str8 girls accusing me of making one of my paintings based off a photo of her friend and her boyfriends shoes.....................................................................NEWSFLASH taking pictures of shoes is NOT an original idea......................................................ALSO I AM GAY that is me and my ex-GIRLFRIEND....................................the LAST thing I would paint would be a hetero couple............................................BECAUSE I AM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! PS you annoy me............No art for you............a delicious Ritual Mocha in the cold..............Panda's face and kisses..................my rant on the street about how much I HATE 4 barrel coffee and a dog almost peeing on my art...that was classic....oh and my half of a fresh vegan donut from ritual..........mmmmm..............doooooonnuuuuuttttssssss and getting a ride home with my shit instead of having to carry it 2 1/2 blocks home cold and tired because did I mention how COLD it was today????
YAY!!!! TGIF for serious!!!!!!!!!!! I'm soooo super swamped right now working away and taking care of dogs!!! But I wanted to let all my blog readers know that I'm offering free WORLDWIDE shipping this weekend as a part of Etsy.com's weekend deals!!! You can see myself along with all the other sellers offering awesome weekend deals in the weekend deals gift guide here Grab this deal while you can and have an AWESOME weekend loves!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also if you are local in the Bay Area I will be selling some original art, cards and prints on Sunday from 11am-3pm on Valencia street with a friends so come on by and say hi!!!
As promised I'm sharing my new work with you today!! Also I posted super late yesterday but it's a great post filled with Halloween costume ideas so check that out too here So here are the new pieces hope you like them and I'm working on a bunch more right now in my own personal little sweatshop ;)
I showed this to you earlier but here is a better photo and it is called This is not a disguise.
I shared the cutout of this next one and here is the finished piece called Big Love.
This next one is called yearbook200gay
The last new piece I also shared the cutout for earlier and here is the finished piece
You can see them all and more detail on my Flickrhere
arg I'm having such a slow start Monday and this blog is late but better late than never right??? :D Oh Mondays bleh! Well tomorrow I'm sharing new art pieces YAY!!! But for now to help inspire me for the rest of the day, get me excited for the week and get rid of my Monday blah I'm sharing current TOP TEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!! YAY heee hee hope this helps give you some ideas too!!!
10. Margo from The Royall Tennenbaums this is 10 because it has kind of been done but I still LOVE her character and the movie and it would be a super simple thrift shop job!
9. Suki from True Blood this would also be a pretty easy DIY costume!
8. Coraline also another super easy DIY costume and one of my favorite movies now ever!!!
all you need is a classic yellow raincoat, yellow rain boots jeans and a blue wig with a dragonfly clip! The yellow rain coat is super easy to find just google it here is one I found on Amazon that is perfect find it here
7. Next up is Max from Where the Wild things are and this isn't higher on the list because I can't sew and I am poor but there are some AMAZING costumes out there!!!!
6. Bret Michaels what can I say it would be super fun to dress up as Bret and super easy!! Just need a bandanna and an awesome 80's Rocker wig and a LOT of eyeliner and lipstick!!
sooooo AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Silk Spectre from The Watchmen!!!!!!! Love her, LOVE the comic, LOVE the movie again only thing is I can't sew and I'm poor :( But it would kick ass!!!!
above is the costume you buy on the right next to the movie costume it's pretty good and you can buy a nice wig these are all over but here is a link and you can just google it and tons will come up and here is one more pic of it
and here is a super freaking cool do it yourself how to video but alas I am DIY sewing challenged
4. Donnie Darko Skeleton Costume Love this movie forever and ever best dark sci-fi and soundtrack omg! This is fun and easy too with lots of options!
So basically you need the following a grey hoodie (sweeet i have one) a skeleton costume or a skeleton t-shirt and black jeans or a skeleton t-shirt and some cool skeleton tights! Here are some options I found...
this amazing glow in the dark skeleton t-shirt from the girls at red velvet art
and add a grey hoodie! There are tons more great skeleton related stuff out there too!!
3. Lydia from Beetlejuice!!!! Oh how I love little goth girls and Lydia is one of my all time FAVES!!!
this costume is amazing
I think I want to go the black mourning dress route instead of the red wedding dress and that should be an easy enough vintage find and then I just need a long black wig to tease and modify. Here are some finds for either option
2. Roller derby girl or character from whip it!!!!
just go vintage shopping or go on www.etsy.com!!! You need a theme outfit some knee high or thigh high socks some cool tights or fishnets and some skates!!!
this is super easy I just need an 80's mullet/rocker wig in black which are all over and my usual attire skinny jeans and a t-shirt with some cool makeup she is sooooo HOT!
(this is the kristen stewart as joan jett but it gives you a costume idea)
and hot damn if she doesn't look just as freaking HOT today as she did then!!!!!!!!!! um OMG drooooollllll she is kinda my dream woman...........man...............dear Joan Jett I love you, you rock and I'm single............call me???????????????????
YAY it's friday!!!! whooo hoo!!! I'm working super, super hard and finished 3 paintings and a gift for a friend yesterday whooo hooo!!! I have so many more sketches to paint plus tons, tons, tons of new ideas just itching to get out!! If only I could clone myself and put the meeee's to work ;) Anyways!!!!!!!! Last Saturday I went to a preview of Whip It OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FREAKING GOOD!!!!!!!!! I've read some negative reviews and those people are obviously morons...............it ROCKED! I am not kidding go see this movie ASAP!!!!!!!!! Let me say I am a HUGE fan of Women's Roller derby...I mean really big surprise!!!!!!!!! I wanna be on a team SOOOOO bad!!!! I even got some skates :D
sooooooo funny and inspirational and BAD ASS!!!!
and the cast is AMAZING!!! So one of the things that I love about this film besides the fact that it is about Women's Roller Derby (I mean come on!) is that it is a female focused, female dominated film/cast!!! The men are really sides to the characters development, the women take the main stage and they don't play your typical hollywood character roles! The most important male character is the dad. This film is about female empowerment and not being afraid to go after your dreams!!!! Also there are definitely lesbian undertones whoo! Lots of innuendo and I mean drew is rockin rainbow hair streaks and socks..........um she is engaged to a guy in the movie but perhaps its a shout out to the Homos...maybe her character is bi ;) We can hope!!!
****SPOILER ALERT*****
I love that Bliss dumps her douche of a boyfriend and doesn't look back, no cliche oh ok you really didn't cheat and I was just being a crazy girl ending or he does some grand apology (blech) or my least favorite some gross get back at him plot isn't hatched nope just this isn't what I want byeeeeeeeee wow a real woman!!!
****SPOILER OVER****
The characters are gritty, imperfect and funny a slice of somewhat reality in the void of female representation in Hollywood. I felt this film actually nailed a bit of realness of my actual girlfriends/life even if most of the characters were "straight" ;)
AND DREW BARRYMORE DIRECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOO WOMEN :D
LOVED IT!!!! LOVE ME SOME DERBY!!!!!!!! I'm Breaking out the skates again this week.............I'll let you know how it goes ;) OH AND we got free t-shirts after the show!!! OMG sooo excited I already turned mine into a super cute muscle tee!
ALSO here is a Birthday Pet Portrait I did for my friend YAY :D Hope she loves it...this is squid who is also Panda's girlfriend..........yes I will be painting them both just you wait!!!
Next week I will be posting the other finished paintings I have been working on and hopefully some new ones in progress!!!